violentbaudelaire: ”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.” - Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

violentbaudelaire:

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

lumiguin:

tacgnol:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lounamaroun:

prguitarman:

MY BRAIN!!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/minimonkey/monkey-light-pro-bicycle-wheel-display-system

THIS NEEDS BACKINGGGG

I donated. thats sick as fuck

This shit is fucking magical.

I’ll take 20.

cleadmau5:

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

My brain literally stopped working for a second

fangirl challenge; (10/10) friendships » shawn and gus “Burton Guster has been my best friend since we were five. And maybe, just maybe, if any of you can look yourselves in the mirror and know that you’ve been half as good a friend to someone else as Gus has been to me.. Well, you too can be considered great.”//“I don’t blame you, Shawn. I want you to know that– that if I had a chance to do it all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing. You’re my best friend and we got to live out our childhood dreams. I don’t blame you, okay?”

fangirl challenge; (10/10) friendships » shawn and gus

“Burton Guster has been my best friend since we were five. And maybe, just maybe, if any of you can look yourselves in the mirror and know that you’ve been half as good a friend to someone else as Gus has been to me.. Well, you too can be considered great.”
//
“I don’t blame you, Shawn. I want you to know that– that if I had a chance to do it all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing. You’re my best friend and we got to live out our childhood dreams. I don’t blame you, okay?”

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

dilclo:

i do believe in karma bc one time i helped a girl pick up books she dropped on  the floor and at lunch instead of five chicken nuggets the lunch lady gave me six

purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

dekutree:

princesspunani:

90sdefect:

collegexbeauty:

glovesinthesummertime:

seeinggsounds:

mehreenkasana:

On a scale of 1 to Leonardo DiCaprio, how unappreciated are you?

Bruce Jenner.

Michelle from Destiny’s Child.

Every member of Cherish.

White Crayon.

Chris Browns lawyer

HM05 Flash

flourchyld: the-chupacabra-maid-2-party: flourchyld: jane is my favorite human where’s her moustache is this a drawing of jane pre-puberty? whoopsie here u go

flourchyld:

the-chupacabra-maid-2-party:

flourchyld:

jane is my favorite human

where’s her moustache

is this a drawing of jane pre-puberty?

whoopsie here u go

image

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

m4caroons: din0-saurs: camer4: fl0ats: birthcuntrol: LETS JUST RUIN OUR LENSES. omg ^ why would you do this. just why. i might just be being stupid but maybe its a camera lens cup?  they make thermoses that look like camera lenses. so i bet that’s what this is. 

m4caroons:

din0-saurs:

camer4:

fl0ats:

birthcuntrol:

LETS JUST RUIN OUR LENSES.

omg ^

why would you do this. just why.

i might just be being stupid but maybe its a camera lens cup? 

they make thermoses that look like camera lenses. so i bet that’s what this is. 

3jaculate: bum-skiid: timeislovegottorun: A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish. THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS  LOOK AT HIM AND HOW CUTE HE IS BBY OMFG GHJFKASGAS omfg come here bb

3jaculate:

bum-skiid:

timeislovegottorun:

A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS 

LOOK AT HIM AND HOW CUTE HE IS

BBY

OMFG GHJFKASGAS omfg come here bb